Greetings once again my fellow Total Warriors!
The much-anticipated Part 2 of Rage’s Epic Failure is here! And wow, if you thought the first part was bad enough, wait till you see this. By the time you get to the bottom of this post, you will probably feel sickened and slightly scared by the freak Parabola and his deranged plans. It will be interesting to see him attempt to bulls*** his way out of this one. The time has come for Parabola to reconsider his online activities.
So, where to begin? Well, the Arcani evidence-gathering mission did not end when I posted Part 1. Oh no, that was when it began in earnest. We have been harvesting screenies and convos by means of three undercover agents who have gained access to the private areas of the Rage forums. These are Kobe, Caelryck and, for a time, Boru of the Crusaders. Kobe was the first to infiltrate Rage and gain access to their forums. Since it was necessary to make sure this mission was known only to a select few, we posted a War Alert in the Arcani HQ so that only our officers would know what was going on, informing only Merlin, Boru and one or two others outside the clan. Caelryck was soon approached by “Arcturus” with offers of Rage membership, so he took the opportunity to go undercover and spy on Kobe, not realising that Kobe was also undercover. So it came to pass that we unexpectedly had 2 undercover agents. Of course we soon cleared up the confusion with Caelryck, but he was in too deep to turn back now without compromising Kobe. Meanwhile, Boru managed to convince Parabola that he would offer him what support he could in TWCC, and briefly gained access to Rage’s private area. However, when Boru refused to renounce Crusaders & TWCC to join Rage, his private area access was rescinded.
A few other things need to be set straight before I can get on to the really interesting stuff. For starters, the war was a sham and we deliberately got Caelryck to feed my HQ War Alert thread to Parabola. Meanwhile Kobe & Caelryck had to spout a lot of bulls*** in order to act the part of credible Rage members. Many of the things they have had to say have been sickening even to them, and at times Kobe told me that it felt wrong to him to be badmouthing everyone to whom he is most loyal. Arcani only participated in the flame-war on CCS to lend our war-declaration credibility. When everyone has seen what follows in this post, there will be no more need for flaming.
We in Arcani earnestly hope that nobody has been offended by the actions of our spies, and assure you all that if anything untoward came to pass then it was a necessary means to an end. We apologise for the unorthodox techniques we had to employ in order to achieve our goals, and would never consider the use of spies against anyone except Rage. This is not just because it was the only way to acquire the evidence we needed, but because Rage have done much, much worse to clans in the past and Parabola thoroughly deserves a taste of his own medicine. Even in the course of the 13th month bitter conflict with Sith clan from 2005-6, Arcani never employed undercover agents in the pursuit of victory. It is only for the sake of destroying a menace to the community so hideous and persistent as Rage that we were forced to resort to such methods.
Now I know what some of you will be thinking. Surely I am dramatising the scale of the Rage threat? How can Parabola really damage this community? But read on, and you shall discover that he has been responsible not only for attempting to undo clans & communities, but psychologically manipulating individuals, even in some cases acquiring real-life blackmail-level leverage over them purely for the ego-boost and for the amusement. Within a couple of minutes of telling Parabola that he wanted to join Rage, Kobe milked from him a series of boastful confessions to a variety of past misdeeds. The recruitment convo is copy/pasted below for the enjoyment of all. Naturally, we have screenies to prove it’s 100% real just in case anybody is unsure. It’s a great read and it’s all relevant so I haven’t highlighted any specific sections:
Due to the limit on posts, the central section of this post is located here:
http://z15.invisionfree.com/totalwarcomm…p?showtopic=1979) Parabola manipulates someone into sending him naked masturbation pics:
The full text from his post is copy/pasted below. I have removed all references to the identity of the guy in question and concealed the pics of him.
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- Parabola - So, anyone remember XXX? You might remember him as XXX or XXX, or lately as XXX. Well, this guy's real name is XXX, a fucking retard who lives in XXX, X years old. Ereshkigal and I love fucking with XXX, and last night on MSN I had the most magnificent e-fuck ever. After making a fake MySpace posing as a teenage girl, I fucked with XXX on MSN all night long. Well, Ereshkigal and I got this idea of convincing him I wanted to fuck him [As a girl named Lauren] and we got the idea of perhaps... getting pictures of him nude. I get everything I fucking want. Why, motherfuckers? I'm smarter and better than you. So, without further ado, here's the nude pictures of XXX you've all been waiting for. [Yes, these are real. He still thinks I'm some cute girl named Lauren from Michigan.] It took me about 1 hour and 22 minutes from the moment I messaged him with a "hi" to getting pictures of him masturbating for me. I convinced him to take his camera into his bathroom and show some live for good old Lauren.
Below this is posted a succession of pictures which I did not look at any longer than was necessary to determine that Parabola was not making it up. He really did convince the guy to send him naked masturbation pics over the internet. He could’ve blackmailed the poor bastard or God knows what else:
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- Parabola - Admit it: this is the best fucking way you could possible ruin somebody. If I messaged his MySpace friends and Top 8 friends, he'd be socially ruined.
Why anybody would be f***ed up enough to do that to someone is beyond my understanding.
Perhaps now you all understand why we consider Rage to be a serious threat. This is not a matter of dramatisation. Parabola crosses the line. With him, it’s not ‘only a game’ as several of you commented when Part 1 was posted. Those of you who’ve posted pics of yourselves online better hope he isn’t trying to track you down one way or another and f*** you over. I know I don’t feel too safe anymore having put my photos up there.
So what happens now? Boru will return to leading the Crusaders with honour and judgement just as he always has; Caelryck & Kobe will be reinstated in Arcani as full Soldier-ranked members (they formerly had only Recruits’ Squad status). Meanwhile I dare say Acunal will offer Kobe his admin position back for the Tournament Central 2v2 tourney. And as for Rage... well I think the CCS admins would be insane not to ban the pernicious lunatic Parabola before he starts posting gay porn all over this forum. As for his accomplices, only 3 men remain to him. George will surely realise that Parabola’s talk of Arcani “tyranny” was a mere charade designed to engage his trust and friendship, with intent to use him as a tool in his disgusting power games. Meanwhile, after we exposed Parabola’s earlier betrayal of RBE in the act of deleting their forums, I can only assume that Foehammer & Voll are only still with him because they thought he had some power to offer them, and because no other clan would touch them after this outrage. Or perhaps, like him, they were expecting it to be amusing. But no, what Parabola does is beyond a joke. It goes past funny into the realms of sick and twisted. He takes pleasure in manipulating people for its own sake, because it is gratifying to his ego. He thinks he can do whatever the hell he likes without ever having to answer for his actions.
But without Kobe & Caelryck, Parabola is nothing. He never had any power other than the illusory strength we pretended to offer him through the fake support of Boru and the “defection” of 2 of our most loyal men. He even knows his own weakness to the extent that he had to pose as another former Rage member in order to give his new pawns the impression that he was not totally friendless. Now all of that is gone, and what is left of Rage? One sick manipulative madman, 2 dumb kids with nowhere else to go and a disillusioned, angry redneck. I have only one thing to say to that:
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