Pretty Funny Quotes I found about War

"War's one of those things, don't you
think, where everyone always thinks they're in the right have you
noticed that? Nobody ever says we're the bad guys, we're going to beat
shit out of the good guys."

"War ... it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents."

"Preventing war is much better than protesting against the war. Protesting the war is too late."

"War is no strife
To the dark house and the detested wife."

"War is regarded as nothing but the continuation of state policy with other means."

"War is a fevered god
who takes alike
maiden and king and clod."

Lets not forget the one I have in my signature now...
"You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech." -This was from someone refering to the Atomic Bomb

Some of these I agree with, some I dont, others I find just funny.